Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
According to the white pages, there are no Warnicks in North Dakota. There are no Jews there either. Roumor has it the whole state is made up of a few lost Canadians, top secret millitary installations, and the nation's sunchoke farmers. There also seem to be no Warnicks in Peurto Rico. Lo que pasa con eso?
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 100 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies, "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning. I get a buzz and its good for my heart!"
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
The third mouse lets out a long sigh, pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this. I'm going home to fuck the cat."
Monday, March 23, 2009
There are certain things mankind should not do- like this...Taco Town Taco, which apparently is "A crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, Gruyère cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep fried and served with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce."
More similar desecrations of all things gourmet on thisiswhyyourefat.com
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
I'll make my first post a shameless plug for my day job -- KTLA.COM.
I produced this video for our "Food Porn" section.
Check it out if you're feeling hungry. Better yet, visit after you've eaten -- an empty stomach can be dangerous while viewing KTLA's food porn photo gallery.