Monday, March 30, 2009

My God, you people are everywhere! Especially Maryland...

According to the white pages, there are no Warnicks in North Dakota. There are no Jews there either. Roumor has it the whole state is made up of a few lost Canadians, top secret millitary installations, and the nation's sunchoke farmers. There also seem to be no Warnicks in Peurto Rico. Lo que pasa con eso? 

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Fly the falconnnnnnnnn through an asteriod!

It's about time I posted this. You'll sing along the second time around, I promise.

Moosebutter is the original and funnier, but if you want a second take on it, the version with Corey Vidal is a bit smoother.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Diese Präsident Fingern wunderbar schmecken!!!!!

Mit Curry Dip-- MIT CURRY DIP!!!

Of Course, when serving any Obama, whole or fingers, 
one should provide curry dip. Yah. You know, his 
popularity may be falling here in the US,
but among the German fried-chicken addict
population, the man can do no wrong!

Friday, March 27, 2009

You WILL bow down before me!

Though you've never heard of him, Fumio Hasegawa was also banished to the Phantom Zone that day, along with Non, Ursa and Zod.

(Taken near Koreatown, Los Angeles on 3/23/09)

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Look! He's so happy!

Slice potatoes thin, toss with olive oil, oregano, lemon, salt, pepper and a bag of whooping-shitzengiggles.
Bake at 425 for 25 minutes. It's that easy.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

A joke from my Doctor...

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 100 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies, "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning. I get a buzz and its good for my heart!"

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.

The third mouse lets out a long sigh, pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this. I'm going home to fuck the cat."

Monday, March 23, 2009


That's right, it's the first international Talk Like William Shatner Day. So set your phasers to "Rocket Man," watch Maurice Lamarche's instructional video, and then you'll be ready to be T. J. Hooker.

Oh, now that's just wrong... OR I know it when I see it, too.

There are certain things mankind should not do- like this...Taco Town Taco, which apparently is "A crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, Gruyère cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep fried and served with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce."


More similar desecrations of all things gourmet on

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Mad, Mad money....

Alfred E. Neuman's stimulus package...

Friday, March 20, 2009

I Know It When I See It

Hi, everyone, great to be here. Thanks to Miron for the invite.

I'll make my first post a shameless plug for my day job -- KTLA.COM.

I produced this video for our "Food Porn" section.

Check it out if you're feeling hungry. Better yet, visit after you've eaten -- an empty stomach can be dangerous while viewing KTLA's food porn photo gallery.

Shabbat Shalom!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Oh my god... they can fly!

They levitate with the power of... explosive belching!!!

Jer pointed out... notice the one guy in back who hasn't quite gotten the jist of it....

(from picture polygon)