Monday, December 28, 2009

World War Z... in ASL?

Not quite. But until I finish WWZ, here is the song that plays when you call my cell, and that's Jonathan Coulton's "Re: Your Brains, " with American Sign Language provided by a dude named Stephen Torrence. But on his channel, he is know as Captain Valor!



Sunday, December 27, 2009

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Cool! Invisible!

Brilliant. You never know when you might use this idea.

http://nedhardy.com/2009/12/09/secret-beer-fridge/

Feliz Na-bla-bleah?

Big thanks to Frank Sandoval, Jr., who brought this to my attention on Facebook:



Tuesday, December 22, 2009

And right back to where we were.

Ahhhh. This is more like it. But at least it's Jewish.

Monday, December 21, 2009

And now for something completely different.

This blog has posted some rather naughty things on it. And plenty of the stuff has been without merit. Well, shame on us for not doing things with a bit more substance from time to time.

With this, we wash the blog clean, and ask you to listen to this amazing rendition of the El Moley Rachamim prayer sung in in memory of fallen IDF soldiers and victims of terror. The chazzan is the remarkable Cantor Helfgott. Can you imagine if you showed up for minyan at your freind's shul, only to have this guy be the Hazzan? Dear Lord, I'd be shattered after 15 minutes.


Turn the speakers up real loud and freak out the neighborhood. The Jews will all have flashbacks to Yom Kippur. It's worth listening to once all the way through, audience noise and bad audio notwithstanding. Of course, I kept thinking "where is that choir coming from?"




And you bet your ass you say "Amen" when he's done.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

What I want for Christmas. With lots of Ammo.

Okay, it's a gun rack. But not just any gun rack. It's "The Back Up."




Notice how the guns always point away from the head of the bed- that's gun safety 101-- if keeping guns in your bedroom is safe to begin with. Also, there is a quiet disclaimer at the end of the promo that is ironic. Hell, the whole thing is ironic.

It could hold a katana, or two, I guess....

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

When the Disney people go away..

A trippy, cool, freaky photo-essay thingie on a neglected and outdated Disney waterpark. Check out how just a few years have made this look like a jungle movie set.

http://disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2344523

very, very interesting.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Whales and Dolphins are Delicious! Please understand Japanese Culture.

Directly from Tokyo, this one rates an A, at 91 % Warnickian (to be 100% it has to be something like Jožin z bažin, but those are rare).



Nothing will ever compare to the original complaints chior, but the Tokyo Complains Choir is one of the best new ones.

彼らの不満を聞いていただき、ありがとうございます!
(Thank you for listening to their complaints.)

Saturday, December 12, 2009

It's not a waste of time, mom!

Indeed.




Yoshimitsu!!!

Something almost too weird to be Warnickian. Listen with headphones to make the viewing even trippier.

Here the Nothing from gloobic on Vimeo.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Hitler in the Tub

Hey, if it makes fun of Hitler, it's worth a moment.



From the amazing German author Walter Moers, author of The Adventures of Captain Bluebear.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

スーパーダンスアニメカラービデオ、Warnick因子6。

More fun from Japan. Just wait till they really start to use color. Nifty.

Monday, November 30, 2009

21st century technology for... chicken?

Yes, it's overpriced gadgetry from Williams Sonoma; but in this case, very cool idea nonetheless when it comes to roasting birds and the making of sides and gravy.

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/e233/

It is the Ultimate. ULTIMATE!!!!!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

OVER 100 POSTS!!!!

What a wonder!

100 posts of slapstick, weirdness, R-rated jokes, and marvelously goofy stuff for Warnicks --and those who love them. Thanks to Jer for his high-in-quality posts along the way. They remain few in number, but we are mindful of the fact that he has real work to do these days. (We remain hopeful he'll waste some time here in the future).

And what else could we post here to follow up Jozin z Bazin aside from this video below ? If you EVER took a Red Cross CPR or first aid video, then the format will be all too funny for you. Only this time, it's the comedy stylings of the Kasper Hauser comedy team, and they are all about wedding emergencies. Remember to pause and review when you hear the beep!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Perfection!

No video has yet come around my way that I would define as so very truly Warnickian as this one, which features Czeck folk singer Ivan Mládek, performing his 70's European mega-hit “Jožin z bažin.” It qualifies on a second level because the music is just catchy enough to get wedged in your head for 3 or 4 hours.

Sit back and prepare for 2:33 of pure Warnickian glee.

Friday, November 6, 2009

No Way? WAY.

Every so often,  we are forced to recognize that.... soda can be nasty?

Monday, November 2, 2009

A duet that is a solo that is a duet... etc.

Now not only is this cute, but the music is classic. Classical.  A classic.  All three even. 


Nobody expects the . . . Starship Enterprise?

Pure glee for Warnicks and all others. Enjoy a nicely mashed bit of "Nee!" and "Bones!"

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Billions and Billions- in E Flat

If you were a young nerd, or even semi-nerd in the 1970's, you probably watched Carl Sagan's PBS series "Cosmos." The best bit was probably when he gets caught in a supernova, but that's a matter of taste. But who knew the man was a pioneer of the music that would make Moby become a vegan millionaire? Sing along if you like!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

No Melons, No Lemon?

Demitri Martin not only has a show on comedy central, but he also has raw palindrome power!!

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2009/02/demetri-martins-palindrome-poem.html

Monday, October 12, 2009

Yes, it could have been worse.

No wedding is without problems.   But only some weddings have moments that make you feel bad for laughing when you see them.  Very bad. Very,  very, very...


Monday, October 5, 2009

Sunday, October 4, 2009

What else would you call it?


They could have gone with  "Knocker's Cafe..." but that would not have been much better.
Anyway, for the whole story and to find out where this place, is, go here, where the author has already gone there... to check out their buns.   

Ahem.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Let them eat.... oh no, not that.

Now cakes are always hard work, as those of you who worked in the the cake-decorating world know.   But some who should know better... make the cake equivalents of  Ishtar

And it aint pretty.  



But it sure is funny!   All the worst cakes can be found in abundance at http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/  , where I found this delight of a disaster.   ENJOY!!!!


Sunday, September 27, 2009

Triumph is a Chabadnik? Who knew....

'nuff said.
Gmar Chatimah Tovah!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Hey 2012- I got your motion picture event of the year right here!

More story and character in 8 minutes than in the last 19 sci-fli films from Hollywood put together.
Amazing. Really. From the dudes that made the film where a DC-10 lands on a free-way... and an SUV.

World Builder from BranitVFX on Vimeo.

L'eyt naa'sa v'cheftsa kol . . .

In a bad mood? Not ready for Yom Kippur?  

Than listen to this.  
And if doesn't pick up your mood,   you may be so far gone you need meth to smile. 

Azai melech. . . . . Shemo nikrah!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Sushi Maki as.... NINJA!

Of course, they are not really Sushi Ninja. Think of Bruce Lee and you will find this funny.

Super Baozi vs Sushi man from sun haipeng on Vimeo.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Monday, September 14, 2009

"Soul Plane" never had it this good

Although every year Southwest seems to become like every other airline,   there are still parts  of flying SWA that keep the experience better than anything besides Jet Blue.    



Can I get a "hell, yeah!"  ?

Monday, September 7, 2009

Alexander Courage, forgive us.

Beam in, play the Theremin, beam out. That's the classy way to do this stuff.

That is/is not a sandwhich1!!


Should you really want to make a sandwich with two fried chicken breasts instead of bread, you can see how that would look   at http://www.foodgeekery.com/reviews/double-down-with-kfc/ . But if you think the idea is a good start, but would be much better with FOUR chicken breasts, then  you are ready for insanewiches.com,  which has brilliantly cruel food such as a  lovely sandwich with nothing more than lettuce, sprouts and carrots and yet everyone will want to eat it. 

Happy Labor Day!



Sunday, September 6, 2009

Theoretically Impossible Accoustic Guitar

For the first time in years, I heard a song on WXRT that made me say "What the hell was that?"
So apparently Rodrigo y Gabriela have been around long enough to be on Letterman. To see why they made it that far, you really should go and listen to the two of them play something called "Buster Voodoo," that hints at Hendrix and shows raw Latino guitar POWER. Give it a listen here....

Quite simply, it Rocks. Listen to it now.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Holy Shit.

What can I tell you- you may even know what is coming, but you'll still laugh.

A Hybornian Sword? Is that from Austria?

Governor Arnold apparently keeps a few things on display in his office, including the sword from Conan the Barbarian.


Why not go on, crush your enemies and then take a look for yourself. Must make for a fun visit.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Blow, Gabriel, Blow

Seen on viceland.com (click to enlarge):

Friday, August 28, 2009

The Tonight Show --- still very classy.

Conan is such a good neighbor.

If pressed for time, skip ahead to the racy bit at about 2 minutes left.

Not reccomended for younger and more prudish viewers.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

He was born where?

Now we know that the rumors of President Obama being born outside the US will never go away, even though clearly he is a US citizen. But my research revealed that someone we know is in fact not a US citizen- this is stunning information! Just stunning....


Saturday, August 22, 2009

MORE TREK! MORE MORE MORE!

Yes, it's trek. And Opera. 


Thursday, August 20, 2009

More fun from Japan...

This is a bit trippy, but very creative and sweet.    I think you'll dig it!


Monday, August 17, 2009

The new rodeo that's not from texas... but should be.

Pizza Hut would have been way too easy.

Very insightful and stylized satirical art from
http://silentsketcher.deviantart.com/gallery/


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Spud or .... ahem.

Funny. Not safe for work, but not horribly so.

Pornstar Or Potato Game

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Quote of the Day

SpongeBob: We've been smeckledorfed!

Mr. Krabs: That's not even a real word and I agree with ya!

Sunday, August 9, 2009

A perfect video for the Warnick?

If this video does not enter into the grand high all-time favorite Warnickian video chamber, I don't know what will. It has:
-Buxom women
- A Russian Metal Band
-Zombies
-Guts (from aforementioned zombies)
-Some kind of Story
-Gorbachev  (just wait till his eyes shoot out laser blasts!) 
-A celebratory Girls in Bikinis dance

Find me another video with that combo, I dare you. 

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

The other- make that the other other reason GI JOE fights Cobra....


Nobody would say that G.I. JOE is a feminist organization, but when they say Cobra is evil, they mean Cobra is sexist and evil.... Look, you don't see Destro or Major Bludd having to do Cobra Commander's skivvies, do you?
















Via  http://TheZe.deviantart.com/art/







Friday, July 31, 2009

Call me chicken, will you?

Well Trained.

Obedient.

Fanatic.

Dedicated to their leader.

I think we have found the one army that is ready to take on the Iranian Suicide Sqauds.


Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Follow the link. I dare you.

Hell, I double dare you.  Triple, even. 



Safe for work.  Very random. 

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Saturday, July 25, 2009

No fries, Chips.... which are fries....

An Israeli Homage to the Billy Goat Tavern and SNL.


Friday, July 24, 2009

Best not to mention Anthony Goldstein



Good thing Hogwarts has changed since the 1950's, right?


from http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/

Thursday, July 23, 2009

The best thing in German since Joe's Garage Part II

Okay, this is certainly not safe for work. Girls in Bikinis and a bath product are involved. But beyond surreal fun of the language is the end of the ad, which is reasonably amusing. So be sure to watch to the end. Enjoy!

Monday, July 20, 2009

And we're back! With something so very sad, sad, sad, sad, funny, and sad

I think it's also called Duque Newcombe's Disease....



Everyone needs to care a bit more about this.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Yes, yes, but is it kosher?

That's right- not a warming sensation, or a tingling tingle, but the arousing scent of . . . Bacon.


















Read more about this porcine related personal item at the NSFW blog entry by Don Chavez.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Beer for Warnicks?

It's an import from Japan. You'll love it?
Maybe. If you like your beer to taste like fish.















Read the review here at the wonderful "Mike's Blender".

And now for something completely different.

A Word from Kenneth Branagh  on Shakespeare

Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross introduced me properly to Shakespeare, strange but true. It was during an early English Literature class. Our reluctant group of novice Shakespeareans were all prepared for a turgid beginning to our high school literature studies. As a mixture of nervous dread and dull groans spread around the room, Mr. Grue, our teacher, brought out an ancient record player, which he placed on his desk. There was a little excitement. Perhaps he was going to play us a recording of Romeo and Juliet and at least save us the toe-curling embarrassment of reading this incomprehensible stuff aloud.

"Listen to this," he announced in a voice that commanded attention.

Imagine our surprise when out of this Edisonian contraption came the familiar strains of the chart hit "You Are Everything." Strains is the right word, as the number began with a low orgasmic growling the rang from the seriously Mr. Gaye and a soaringly moist response from Miss Ross's much affected soprano. Mr. Grue stopped the record and faced the bemused class. Where did Shakespeare come in?

"Now what was that all about?" Perplexed faces all around.

"Sex, you twerps!"

Suppressed giggles all round. Yes, it was.

"Now open Romeo and Juliet and let's find out where Shakespeare used it."

The noises of pages turning by excited singers was deafening. I don't think I've ever looked back. Thank you, Mr. Grue.

(read the rest of his impassioned plea  about Shakespeare  here at pbs.org.) 

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

So I was driving around and I found this place to eat at...

but I decided not to go in for some reason.

from the pages of failblog.org.

fail owned pwned pictures
see more Fail Blog

Monday, May 18, 2009

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

That's how all this started.


Who knew patient zero could be sooooooo cute?


Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Monday, May 11, 2009

Best Article Title in a long long while...

Not that this is NSFW exactly- the article is clean, but the title could get you an odd second look.
Anyway, articles like this- let alone with such a great title- do not come along every day.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

You are making a German spectacle of yourself!

When it comes to getting a blend of talent, over the top kitcsh and Eruopeans not having any idea just how silly they can be, nothing- and I do mean nothing- can beat the  Eurovision song contest.  Here's Germany's entry for 2009. Wait for the giant lips to drop....


Saturday, May 9, 2009

Good thing they didn't order hot wax.

Okay, it's a commercial. But funny. Yes. Funny. And Tchaikovsky works really well with a spot free rinse.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

In honor of the New Trek, entry 4


a little "next gen" humor...

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

In honor of the New Trek, entry 3




"Well, a double dumb-ass on you!"

Monday, May 4, 2009

In honor of the New Trek, entry 1


Variations on a Theme

Figrin D'an, eat your heart out.

1) What the hell is a Chapman Stick?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7kIclA4yq4

2) There is no way to make that instrument Macho...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtYCOAFPPVc
this is one where you watch and say "no.....!?!"

3) This one will hurt... so very, very wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBiLAy7mDbw
If you listen for more than 30 seconds, your brain is made of stronger stuff than mine..


4) Something to clear the pallete... or is it? HA! I dare you! Maybe this one is worse than the other three put together?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OF2HWVL-2U



If you can listen to all four without your brain leaking out your ears, I'll mail you a shekel.*




*Offer only valid if we are both living in Jerusalem.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Sweet!

So Cool......... Rated at 4.2 drooling Homers.

Acura Interactive Oracles from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

Okay, so it may be an Acura advertisment. Who cares? Kind of reminds me of the underground tunnel between the "B" and "C" wings of the United Airlines terminal at ORD.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

The Best YouTube Video on Israel so far...

This video rocks, pure and simple. Well edited, great music, and it explores one of the most central political issues in modern Israeli life...



... Hummus. Found this one on the esential blog, The Hummus Blog, where the video was called "the best hummus video yet." It wasn't all that long ago I was getting my favorite hummous in those flimsy pink plastic bags. And that ridiculous face they make when they actually eat the stuff? That's how you know it is good. This video sums up the Israeli expereince in so many ways. Watch it twice...

Thursday, April 23, 2009

HDTV? Is that Kosher?

58 seconds that will change your life... or not.


Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Snausages

"Braai" means "Barbecue" in Afrikaans.

Take a right on what?


Exit 34- no, no, 35. No, 34. I mean...

Monday, April 20, 2009

God, that's silly!

The guys in the back row have the tougher gig.

Wonderfully Silly.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Hebrew School? It's like torture, but with lots of happy songs and clapping.

While I'm busy teaching Hebrew School, I feel like you should share in the misery. Time for you and all the little Warnicks to brush up on learning Hebrew. Read this article at the wonderful Uncyclopedia (the Hebrew version of this parody of Wikipedia called the Aincyclopedia has a logo at left). One of my favorite parts of the article:
ח

"This is the famous letter Chet. This sound is pronounced as a very deep CH. No no, not a CH like in CHANGE but a CH like in CHIZBELLAH חיזבאללה. The proper way to pronounce this letter is take a nut and shove it down your throat as far down as possible and then observe the sounds you make as you try to cough it out. Got it? There is your Chet. "



Saturday, April 18, 2009

When Steven was in Egypt land...

Can't believe I missed this...



Thursday, April 16, 2009

The cure for beard envy... and frostbite!


So while I will have already bought one, here's a great winter gift for those who live where it snows.


I give you: the Beard Head, a grand ski cap created by snowboarders who just wanted that facial foliage.

Yes, the mustaches are interchangeable, and it comes in a range of colors, including Viking (pictured), lumberjack, grandpa and of course, pirate. More information at http://www.beardhead.com/index.html.

A Warnickian Ride



A short Warnickian journey Eastbound on Fountain Ave. in L.A. from Ardmore to Berendo. The blue building at the end is a big-ass Scientology center. Guess what CD was on in the car?

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

New Japanese Band



"Honey, Keiko and I are going to see Brothers Transexual Surprise at the Honshu Auditorium on Saturday. Feel free to have the guys over to watch baseball."

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

With a spoon and feather?

Passover is the holiday where Jews commemorate their liberation from slavery in Egypt by moving heavy furniture and appliances to look for things that fell back there last June.

And there it was.

Chag Kasher V'sameach to one and all.

Monday, April 6, 2009

THE Quintessential Warnick Express Clip

OK, OK, so I just posted something five minutes ago. This takes the cake.



Let's just say that if the original Warnick express -- the red Aerostar -- or even possibly the even older gray Olds Cutlass, could compose music on its own, it would probably sound like this.



The video is Sprockets meets craptastic video effects. But the music is pure Woodley Road/Skokie Lagoons on a Saturday Night.



Enjoy?



Lovely Torah

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Green What?

Audio file. From the critic. Play it loud- but not at work.  Is that a french fry in your beard?

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Hummus im basar yesh?

So that's what that bowl thing up there is...

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

You know, I think he's right.

Homer may be on to something...

Monday, March 30, 2009

My God, you people are everywhere! Especially Maryland...






According to the white pages, there are no Warnicks in North Dakota. There are no Jews there either. Roumor has it the whole state is made up of a few lost Canadians, top secret millitary installations, and the nation's sunchoke farmers. There also seem to be no Warnicks in Peurto Rico. Lo que pasa con eso? 

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Fly the falconnnnnnnnn through an asteriod!

It's about time I posted this. You'll sing along the second time around, I promise.

Moosebutter is the original and funnier, but if you want a second take on it, the version with Corey Vidal is a bit smoother.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Diese Präsident Fingern wunderbar schmecken!!!!!

Mit Curry Dip-- MIT CURRY DIP!!!



Of Course, when serving any Obama, whole or fingers, 
one should provide curry dip. Yah. You know, his 
popularity may be falling here in the US,
but among the German fried-chicken addict
population, the man can do no wrong!

Friday, March 27, 2009

You WILL bow down before me!


Though you've never heard of him, Fumio Hasegawa was also banished to the Phantom Zone that day, along with Non, Ursa and Zod.

(Taken near Koreatown, Los Angeles on 3/23/09)

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Look! He's so happy!


Slice potatoes thin, toss with olive oil, oregano, lemon, salt, pepper and a bag of whooping-shitzengiggles.
Bake at 425 for 25 minutes. It's that easy.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

A joke from my Doctor...

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 100 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies, "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning. I get a buzz and its good for my heart!"

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.

The third mouse lets out a long sigh, pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this. I'm going home to fuck the cat."

Monday, March 23, 2009

Kaaaaaaaaaaahn?

That's right, it's the first international Talk Like William Shatner Day. So set your phasers to "Rocket Man," watch Maurice Lamarche's instructional video, and then you'll be ready to be T. J. Hooker.

Oh, now that's just wrong... OR I know it when I see it, too.


There are certain things mankind should not do- like this...Taco Town Taco, which apparently is "A crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, Gruyère cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep fried and served with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce."

Yowza.


More similar desecrations of all things gourmet on thisiswhyyourefat.com

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Mad, Mad money....



Alfred E. Neuman's stimulus package...

Friday, March 20, 2009

I Know It When I See It

Hi, everyone, great to be here. Thanks to Miron for the invite.

I'll make my first post a shameless plug for my day job -- KTLA.COM.

I produced this video for our "Food Porn" section.

Check it out if you're feeling hungry. Better yet, visit after you've eaten -- an empty stomach can be dangerous while viewing KTLA's food porn photo gallery.



Shabbat Shalom!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Oh my god... they can fly!




They levitate with the power of... explosive belching!!!

Jer pointed out... notice the one guy in back who hasn't quite gotten the jist of it....


(from picture polygon)