Monday, December 28, 2009
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
With this, we wash the blog clean, and ask you to listen to this amazing rendition of the El Moley Rachamim prayer sung in in memory of fallen IDF soldiers and victims of terror. The chazzan is the remarkable Cantor Helfgott. Can you imagine if you showed up for minyan at your freind's shul, only to have this guy be the Hazzan? Dear Lord, I'd be shattered after 15 minutes.
Turn the speakers up real loud and freak out the neighborhood. The Jews will all have flashbacks to Yom Kippur. It's worth listening to once all the way through, audience noise and bad audio notwithstanding. Of course, I kept thinking "where is that choir coming from?"
And you bet your ass you say "Amen" when he's done.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Notice how the guns always point away from the head of the bed- that's gun safety 101-- if keeping guns in your bedroom is safe to begin with. Also, there is a quiet disclaimer at the end of the promo that is ironic. Hell, the whole thing is ironic.
It could hold a katana, or two, I guess....
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
Nothing will ever compare to the original complaints chior, but the Tokyo Complains Choir is one of the best new ones.
(Thank you for listening to their complaints.)
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
It is the Ultimate. ULTIMATE!!!!!
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Sit back and prepare for 2:33 of pure Warnickian glee.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Amazing. Really. From the dudes that made the film where a DC-10 lands on a free-way... and an SUV.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
Sunday, September 6, 2009
So apparently Rodrigo y Gabriela have been around long enough to be on Letterman. To see why they made it that far, you really should go and listen to the two of them play something called "Buster Voodoo," that hints at Hendrix and shows raw Latino guitar POWER. Give it a listen here....
Quite simply, it Rocks. Listen to it now.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Nobody would say that G.I. JOE is a feminist organization, but when they say Cobra is evil, they mean Cobra is sexist and evil.... Look, you don't see Destro or Major Bludd having to do Cobra Commander's skivvies, do you?
Friday, July 31, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Everyone needs to care a bit more about this.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Read more about this porcine related personal item at the NSFW blog entry by Don Chavez.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Maybe. If you like your beer to taste like fish.
Read the review here at the wonderful "Mike's Blender".
Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross introduced me properly to Shakespeare, strange but true. It was during an early English Literature class. Our reluctant group of novice Shakespeareans were all prepared for a turgid beginning to our high school literature studies. As a mixture of nervous dread and dull groans spread around the room, Mr. Grue, our teacher, brought out an ancient record player, which he placed on his desk. There was a little excitement. Perhaps he was going to play us a recording of Romeo and Juliet and at least save us the toe-curling embarrassment of reading this incomprehensible stuff aloud.
"Listen to this," he announced in a voice that commanded attention.
Imagine our surprise when out of this Edisonian contraption came the familiar strains of the chart hit "You Are Everything." Strains is the right word, as the number began with a low orgasmic growling the rang from the seriously Mr. Gaye and a soaringly moist response from Miss Ross's much affected soprano. Mr. Grue stopped the record and faced the bemused class. Where did Shakespeare come in?
"Now what was that all about?" Perplexed faces all around.
"Sex, you twerps!"
Suppressed giggles all round. Yes, it was.
"Now open Romeo and Juliet and let's find out where Shakespeare used it."
(read the rest of his impassioned plea about Shakespeare here at pbs.org.)
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
see more Fail Blog
Monday, May 18, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Anyway, articles like this- let alone with such a great title- do not come along every day.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
1) What the hell is a Chapman Stick?
2) There is no way to make that instrument Macho...
this is one where you watch and say "no.....!?!"
3) This one will hurt... so very, very wrong.
If you listen for more than 30 seconds, your brain is made of stronger stuff than mine..
4) Something to clear the pallete... or is it? HA! I dare you! Maybe this one is worse than the other three put together?
If you can listen to all four without your brain leaking out your ears, I'll mail you a shekel.*
*Offer only valid if we are both living in Jerusalem.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
... Hummus. Found this one on the esential blog, The Hummus Blog, where the video was called "the best hummus video yet." It wasn't all that long ago I was getting my favorite hummous in those flimsy pink plastic bags. And that ridiculous face they make when they actually eat the stuff? That's how you know it is good. This video sums up the Israeli expereince in so many ways. Watch it twice...
Friday, April 24, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
"This is the famous letter Chet. This sound is pronounced as a very deep CH. No no, not a CH like in CHANGE but a CH like in CHIZBELLAH חיזבאללה. The proper way to pronounce this letter is take a nut and shove it down your throat as far down as possible and then observe the sounds you make as you try to cough it out. Got it? There is your Chet. "
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
So while I will have already bought one, here's a great winter gift for those who live where it snows.
I give you: the Beard Head, a grand ski cap created by snowboarders who just wanted that facial foliage.
Yes, the mustaches are interchangeable, and it comes in a range of colors, including Viking (pictured), lumberjack, grandpa and of course, pirate. More information at http://www.beardhead.com/index.html.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Let's just say that if the original Warnick express -- the red Aerostar -- or even possibly the even older gray Olds Cutlass, could compose music on its own, it would probably sound like this.
The video is Sprockets meets craptastic video effects. But the music is pure Woodley Road/Skokie Lagoons on a Saturday Night.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
According to the white pages, there are no Warnicks in North Dakota. There are no Jews there either. Roumor has it the whole state is made up of a few lost Canadians, top secret millitary installations, and the nation's sunchoke farmers. There also seem to be no Warnicks in Peurto Rico. Lo que pasa con eso?
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 100 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies, "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning. I get a buzz and its good for my heart!"
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
The third mouse lets out a long sigh, pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this. I'm going home to fuck the cat."
Monday, March 23, 2009
There are certain things mankind should not do- like this...Taco Town Taco, which apparently is "A crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, Gruyère cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep fried and served with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce."
More similar desecrations of all things gourmet on thisiswhyyourefat.com
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
I'll make my first post a shameless plug for my day job -- KTLA.COM.
I produced this video for our "Food Porn" section.
Check it out if you're feeling hungry. Better yet, visit after you've eaten -- an empty stomach can be dangerous while viewing KTLA's food porn photo gallery.