Hebrew School? It's like torture, but with lots of happy songs and clapping.

While I'm busy teaching Hebrew School, I feel like you should share in the misery. Time for you and all the little Warnicks to brush up on learning Hebrew. Read this article at the wonderful Uncyclopedia (the Hebrew version of this parody of Wikipedia called the Aincyclopedia has a logo at left). One of my favorite parts of the article:

ח

"This is the famous letter Chet. This sound is pronounced as a very deep CH. No no, not a CH like in CHANGE but a CH like in CHIZBELLAH חיזבאללה. The proper way to pronounce this letter is take a nut and shove it down your throat as far down as possible and then observe the sounds you make as you try to cough it out. Got it? There is your Chet. "