Thursday, May 28, 2009

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Beer for Warnicks?

It's an import from Japan. You'll love it?
Maybe. If you like your beer to taste like fish.

Read the review here at the wonderful "Mike's Blender".

And now for something completely different.

A Word from Kenneth Branagh  on Shakespeare

Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross introduced me properly to Shakespeare, strange but true. It was during an early English Literature class. Our reluctant group of novice Shakespeareans were all prepared for a turgid beginning to our high school literature studies. As a mixture of nervous dread and dull groans spread around the room, Mr. Grue, our teacher, brought out an ancient record player, which he placed on his desk. There was a little excitement. Perhaps he was going to play us a recording of Romeo and Juliet and at least save us the toe-curling embarrassment of reading this incomprehensible stuff aloud.

"Listen to this," he announced in a voice that commanded attention.

Imagine our surprise when out of this Edisonian contraption came the familiar strains of the chart hit "You Are Everything." Strains is the right word, as the number began with a low orgasmic growling the rang from the seriously Mr. Gaye and a soaringly moist response from Miss Ross's much affected soprano. Mr. Grue stopped the record and faced the bemused class. Where did Shakespeare come in?

"Now what was that all about?" Perplexed faces all around.

"Sex, you twerps!"

Suppressed giggles all round. Yes, it was.

"Now open Romeo and Juliet and let's find out where Shakespeare used it."

The noises of pages turning by excited singers was deafening. I don't think I've ever looked back. Thank you, Mr. Grue.

(read the rest of his impassioned plea  about Shakespeare  here at 

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

So I was driving around and I found this place to eat at...

but I decided not to go in for some reason.

from the pages of

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Monday, May 18, 2009

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

That's how all this started.

Who knew patient zero could be sooooooo cute?

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Monday, May 11, 2009

Best Article Title in a long long while...

Not that this is NSFW exactly- the article is clean, but the title could get you an odd second look.
Anyway, articles like this- let alone with such a great title- do not come along every day.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

You are making a German spectacle of yourself!

When it comes to getting a blend of talent, over the top kitcsh and Eruopeans not having any idea just how silly they can be, nothing- and I do mean nothing- can beat the  Eurovision song contest.  Here's Germany's entry for 2009. Wait for the giant lips to drop....

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Good thing they didn't order hot wax.

Okay, it's a commercial. But funny. Yes. Funny. And Tchaikovsky works really well with a spot free rinse.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

In honor of the New Trek, entry 4

a little "next gen" humor...

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

In honor of the New Trek, entry 3

"Well, a double dumb-ass on you!"

Monday, May 4, 2009

In honor of the New Trek, entry 1

Variations on a Theme

Figrin D'an, eat your heart out.

1) What the hell is a Chapman Stick?

2) There is no way to make that instrument Macho...
this is one where you watch and say "no.....!?!"

3) This one will hurt... so very, very wrong.
If you listen for more than 30 seconds, your brain is made of stronger stuff than mine..

4) Something to clear the pallete... or is it? HA! I dare you! Maybe this one is worse than the other three put together?

If you can listen to all four without your brain leaking out your ears, I'll mail you a shekel.*

*Offer only valid if we are both living in Jerusalem.

Sunday, May 3, 2009


So Cool......... Rated at 4.2 drooling Homers.

Acura Interactive Oracles from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

Okay, so it may be an Acura advertisment. Who cares? Kind of reminds me of the underground tunnel between the "B" and "C" wings of the United Airlines terminal at ORD.