Variations on a Theme

Figrin D'an, eat your heart out.

1) What the hell is a Chapman Stick?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7kIclA4yq4

2) There is no way to make that instrument Macho...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtYCOAFPPVc
this is one where you watch and say "no.....!?!"

3) This one will hurt... so very, very wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBiLAy7mDbw
If you listen for more than 30 seconds, your brain is made of stronger stuff than mine..


4) Something to clear the pallete... or is it? HA! I dare you! Maybe this one is worse than the other three put together?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OF2HWVL-2U



If you can listen to all four without your brain leaking out your ears, I'll mail you a shekel.*




*Offer only valid if we are both living in Jerusalem.