To celebrate this momentous event, we need something so triumphant, so regal, so very, very operatic.... hmmmm. But what cou- AHA!
1) Put on a jacket and tie. Adapt a cultured attitude.
2) Take a seat on a padded chair. Read this article to show you are classy and know something about great Opera.
3) Play with your speakers turned up LOUD.
4) At 2:44 in, jump up and shout "Bravo! Maestro! BRAVO!" Throw roses if so inclined.
5) Feel better about the future, knowing you will triumph in the end.
"At dawn, I will win! I will win! I will win!"
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