Yes, those are Corn Nuts.

Do you like Kwanzaa Cake? Sure you do, everyone does.

Do not drink or eat while listening.

This. Was. Damned. Funny.
No picture. Just....

The other holiday special we never see

With that guy who played Ram.

The 1982 Tron Holiday Special from Rip Taylor

Chestnuts roasting on a Linuxed based e-Fire and a movie to watch.

Use this to toast your virtual marshmallows.



And for all you members of the Bah-Humbug club, here's something even worse than telling a Christian kid that santa isn't real. You could tell them this:

If you don't like this, I'll eat a bagel

Well?

Hmmm????

This is @#$%ing awesome!

OK Go are known for their videos, but this thing is genius. One take (or so it seems, with what are probably 2 or 3 perfectly hidden edits). Supremely fabulous. 95% Warnickian. What a delight.

NSFW, but it looks like fun.

I project this movie will be like cilantro: loved or hated. It also could be that the best of this movie is in the trailer, in which case, oh well, too bad. However, if this trailer is just a preview, it should be awesome (but stupid) fun. It also stars Natalie Portman, who in this trailer appears to be about to go swimming wearing a - oh, just watch it. The trailer is rated R for references to just about everything and combinations of the F, S, V, Q and P words, so listen in a discreet locale.

Holy Schnucking Fit.

via LGF:

Video producer Mike Randolph describes what you’re about to see:

In the city of Tarragona, Spain, castellers gather every two years to see who can build the highest, most intricate human castles. It requires astonishing strength, finesse, and balance. Not to mention courage.

Casteller from Mike Randolph on Vimeo.

Delusional parents all say the same thing. It's all in the 504 plan.

Real-life Parent Teacher Conference
You are expecting my child to do work on his vacation?

Just don't drink thier milk, OK?

The most agile bovines known.