You Can't Quit Me, I Fire!

There's getting fired, and then there's this.

200 Posts? Then the word for the day is "Vincerò!"

To celebrate this momentous event, we need something so triumphant, so regal, so very, very operatic.... hmmmm. But what cou- AHA!

1) Put on a jacket and tie. Adapt a cultured attitude.
2) Take a seat on a padded chair. Read this article to show you are classy and know something about great Opera.
3) Play with your speakers turned up LOUD.
4) At 2:44 in, jump up and shout "Bravo! Maestro! BRAVO!" Throw roses if so inclined.
5) Feel better about the future, knowing you will triumph in the end.





"At dawn, I will win! I will win! I will win!"

It would be illogical?

Best Government Poster of the Decade. So far. From the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, where they do all sorts of stuff for the Department of Energy, and employ over 4,200 big-brained think-nerds. And they have a sense of humor...

Yes, those are Corn Nuts.

Do you like Kwanzaa Cake? Sure you do, everyone does.

Do not drink or eat while listening.

This. Was. Damned. Funny.
No picture. Just....

The other holiday special we never see

With that guy who played Ram.

The 1982 Tron Holiday Special from Rip Taylor

Chestnuts roasting on a Linuxed based e-Fire and a movie to watch.

Use this to toast your virtual marshmallows.



And for all you members of the Bah-Humbug club, here's something even worse than telling a Christian kid that santa isn't real. You could tell them this:

If you don't like this, I'll eat a bagel

Well?

Hmmm????

This is @#$%ing awesome!

OK Go are known for their videos, but this thing is genius. One take (or so it seems, with what are probably 2 or 3 perfectly hidden edits). Supremely fabulous. 95% Warnickian. What a delight.

NSFW, but it looks like fun.

I project this movie will be like cilantro: loved or hated. It also could be that the best of this movie is in the trailer, in which case, oh well, too bad. However, if this trailer is just a preview, it should be awesome (but stupid) fun. It also stars Natalie Portman, who in this trailer appears to be about to go swimming wearing a - oh, just watch it. The trailer is rated R for references to just about everything and combinations of the F, S, V, Q and P words, so listen in a discreet locale.