All hail Gamarjobat!

You'll laugh your たるんだお尻 off! Really, the funniest thing I have seen in a very, very long time. My cheeks hurt from smiling!

Nihongo Slide desuka!

Playgrounds have gotten weak on fun and all about safety since when we were kids. Remember these rockets?

Long since torn down because they were "too dangerous." And because homeless men slept in them at night and gang members left them reeking of pee.

But in Japan, there's a 51 meter long playground slide that's finally a step in the right direction.

nagano slide by movedsouth

Oh yeah.

Intensely Warnickian- and you can dance to it!

It's 92% Warnickian: it's got a beat, it's got time-slappy visuals, it's from Japan, and... oh yeah, they ride around in a mini-van. What else do you need?